Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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