TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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