Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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