Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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