I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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