I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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