Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I have feelings that need drinking.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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