Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
