Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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