Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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