They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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