Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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