Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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