Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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