He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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