We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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