just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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