Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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