theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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