well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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