youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think a kid would responsible me up
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
