like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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