I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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