2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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