The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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