The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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