Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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