no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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