I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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