I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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