is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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