TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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