Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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