i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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