and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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