Christians are straight up FREAKS
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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