One girl and one boy is just not enough.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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