it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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