I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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