I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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