That's when you crack a 10am beer
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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