he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
