i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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