Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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