bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it's great music for shaving your balls
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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