this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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