If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You can make out without kissing
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