; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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