What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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