Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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