her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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