did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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