So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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