I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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