is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
high people should be assigned attendants
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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