You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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