considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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