The brown eye won't let me do that either.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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